You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i permit you to call me
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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