so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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