First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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