Me. At least after what I've been through.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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