I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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