Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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