They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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