How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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