Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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