just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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