i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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you never un-have a 4some
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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