who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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