he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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