I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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