just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
