So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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