R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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