i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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