Small penises have feelings too.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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