Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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