This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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