return my video game
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
