i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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