yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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