He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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