Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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