Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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