Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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