i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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