Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
