Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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