So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
