dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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