Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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