oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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