There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Two words: nipple clamps
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