i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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