I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
These tits shall not be calmed
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