I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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