He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm at about main and main street
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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