I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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