Well apparently he's into motor boating.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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