Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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