turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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