So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha