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• (305): View more from Florida

  go do what you do best...puke behind churches

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• (585): View more from New York

  at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck

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