i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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I think a kid would responsible me up
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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