So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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