I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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