nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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