They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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