on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.