he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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