i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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