is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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